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Language Demotivational Poster


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN -


TAGS: moods body language
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 12, 2014, 1:55 pm, #252853
Ah the better to run down...um...your...NSFW...teehee!
nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:53 pm, #252852
If she's hold a gun then she's just a Southern girl chilling out.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:51 pm, #252851
I will say, those nails kinda gross out me.
SLOHAND62 - March 30, 2013, 2:57 am, #244743
Nice nails for making sammiches..5L's
szo850 - March 24, 2013, 2:16 pm, #244630
Same goes for her feet. If they are are behind her ears, she like you.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:05 am, #244506
Are they holding a pillow?
JesusWept - March 19, 2013, 9:55 pm, #244488
Women's hands often land on my face. Not sure why XD
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 9:24 am, #244322
thank you
mariand - March 14, 2013, 6:55 am, #244293
lol, yeah... because that sign with the middle finger is such a common gesture...hehehe


TEAM AMERICA - Gives you a complete lesson in arabic




INSTEAD -


TAGS: keyboard with sms language keys commi3
Rating: 4.65/5

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Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 12:32 am, #234952
Exactly how my head feels when I look at that keyboard.
natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:56 pm, #227586
I suppose next that you're gonna tell us to quit trying to learn EBONICS.


SECURE THE BUILDING -


TAGS: no common language military
Rating: 4.79/5

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SSgtBaloo - February 7, 2011, 7:25 pm, #211838
20 years' USAF retiree chiming in. Yep... sounds about right to me!
GySgt1811 - January 22, 2011, 11:50 am, #210549
Yep, Ico, can't forget the Baby Navy. Those crazies go out when everyone else should be comin' back in!
Iconoclast - January 21, 2011, 9:53 pm, #210517
You left out the Coast Guard.
GySgt1811 - January 21, 2011, 7:21 pm, #210508
Yep! 5 little bottles of h** sauce.
MilDoc - January 21, 2011, 5:44 pm, #210499
Too true Airman! 5 MREs!


1836 - Texas WAS a Spanish-Mexican colony till then.


TAGS: texas mexico spanish language colony english
Rating: 2.35/5

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Bakakurisu - June 15, 2009, 7:06 pm, #87326
Isn't "Spanish" that language they speak in that one European country? "Spain", is it? Until they came to what is now Texas, I a**ure you that the inhabitants weren't speaking Spanish. The US owns it now, and we speak English. DEAL WITH IT.
Claire - February 28, 2009, 8:25 pm, #62528
Texas isn't the entire nation, and it was annexed into America, an English- speaking nation colonised by England.
malarkyalert - September 10, 2008, 12:24 pm, #20268
Yeah and Texa was also its own Country too. So whats it to ya..
coleman - July 30, 2008, 2:24 pm, #11874
Yes, let's make it offical... I sekund that moshen.


YO DUDE! - WTF?


TAGS: ducklings language attitude
Rating: 4.71/5

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Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:19 pm, #244047
Hilariou5
MissPriss - June 21, 2012, 1:19 am, #236459
Thanks but I can't take all the credit the poor little dude worked hard for that pic :)
Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:36 am, #236452
Awesome! 5 gold Lions for you!
Sho - June 18, 2012, 11:37 pm, #236397
You tell 'em bro


SIGN LANGUAGE -


TAGS: sign language for most of the new posters
Rating: 3.24/5

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WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:19 pm, #54187
Ron, you forgot to add the sign for "over".


AUSSIE SLANG -


TAGS: australia language calendar country speak
Rating: 4.54/5

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mariand - November 17, 2011, 7:31 am, #225878
LOL...compensate with those who know your language and don't come to your country...


yeah yeah -


TAGS: language double positive
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 16, 2015, 6:50 pm, #261239
yeah, right! LOL! With the sleeves rolled up and cuffed? I just went to the principal's office . . . AGAIN! 5 L !
GaryO - May 16, 2015, 12:28 pm, #261233
when the lord rolls, he rolls. you been killin' it, RL


ACCURACY -


TAGS: language easter singer word paradox literalism
Rating: 3.33/5

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Derek - December 21, 2009, 2:42 pm, #147180
Ooooo they're n**** except for their hats!


A PLAY ON WORDS -


TAGS: gameshow grammar language host contestant
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - December 10, 2012, 7:57 am, #241355
LoL. I think the puzzle is Ph**oshop Contest but am checking with the judges. : )
ughomer - December 10, 2012, 7:50 am, #241354
Greybeard ~ what is a "PHYTLSHIP CULTIST?"


WISHFUL IGNORANCE - "I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don't understand." Sir Edward Appleton




CANUCKS LOVE IT -


TAGS: language
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - December 4, 2012, 11:53 am, #241205
Kinda puts a whole new twist on "getiin' a booter" huh? Thanks for stopping in Gary.
GaryO - December 4, 2012, 8:26 am, #241200
first HAH of the day...cheers 5L


New Jersey Accent -




MERRIMENT -




Canadians -


TAGS: canadians language slang unique cultures
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:42 pm, #250552
Blasphemy! Canada stands alone...eh? Thanks OSA.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:41 pm, #250551
Loony, toony... still much nicer looking than American money...teehee. Thanks Robin, er, Cannabal
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:38 pm, #250550
Slang, yup. It sounds very much like... thanks silvie :)
Silverheart - October 22, 2013, 10:26 am, #250544
I use more than a few of those words... I did grow up just across a lake from Canada. Any slang for 5 Lions?
Cannabal - October 21, 2013, 7:23 pm, #250534
"In Canada, their dollar is called the "loony." How can you take an economic crisis seriously?" ~Robin Williams
OSA - October 21, 2013, 5:07 pm, #250528
US/Canada. Australia/NZ. ...Close, but not quite the same!!


Words to live by -


TAGS: rednecks appear to live by a language all their own man bra fairs
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:34 am, #252682
Sorry, old joke my parents used to pull. We'd all be in the car, my dad would see a someone walking their dog, and he'd say, “That is one UGLY dog!" Then my mother would follow it up with, “Yeah, even the one on the leash.". . . . I'll see myself out :D
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 2:31 pm, #252573
And that mohair bra...needs a few less hairs! Thanks crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 10:57 am, #252561
That i5 one ugly man! Ugh! And the one on the left, too.


THE GERMANS -


TAGS: adaption language deficiency remind
Rating: 4.33/5

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forseti - August 6, 2011, 10:45 am, #222556
They remind me of my deficiencies in the German language, so I hate them too! ;)
mariand - August 5, 2011, 3:07 pm, #222501
lol... what about the foreigners that hackle german language?
mariand - August 5, 2011, 3:03 pm, #222500
5hon und lustig ;)
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 10:30 am, #222487
5ehr gut
Anima - August 5, 2011, 10:22 am, #222485
das ist gut jah


MOTIFAKE - A Google Friendly Environment Please Keep It That Way No NSFW Allowed




COMEDY WITHIN TRAGEDY - It's listening to reporters around the world struggle to pronounce Eyjafjallajokull.




PEWPEWZEIT -


TAGS: boom is the same in all languages
Rating: 3.79/5

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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:53 pm, #206325
for correct german the title should be "pengpengzeit" cours "pewpew" is the english counterpart of the german "pengpeng" for the sound firing a gun. but "pewpew" sounds cooler xD leaving my 5 lions for you


BODY LANGUAGE - The single place setting told me I wasn't getting any tonight




ECHOLALIA -


TAGS: i dont speak the language but that chirping sounds redundant
Rating: 3.29/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 10:56 am, #117708
Probably the worst thing I do as the parent of an autistic child. Son, say, "Daddy, stop putting words in my mouth." child dutifully repeats.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:02 pm, #117228
I'm probably liking this for a reason it was not intended, but that doesn't.... aw, f*** it... 5L


SENSE OF HUMOR - I love women ho makes me laugh


TAGS: inglorious basterds speak other language
Rating: 2.92/5

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MO - March 9, 2010, 1:47 pm, #163441
I love hos that make me laugh....ho ho ho!!


LOST IN PUBLIC TRANSPORT! -




VEHICLE REGISTRATIONS - Sometimes, you just get all the luck.




dialect -


TAGS: poison language
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 12, 2015, 4:47 pm, #259415
Thanks, Sho! My goth side has been craving some of you're fabulous creepiness for a couple of days. I tried, but my efforts keep falling flat. 5 very happy goth lions!


Lost in Translation -


TAGS: language barriers bent not broken
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 30, 2014, 1:52 pm, #258467
Welllll, if you insist!!!(Southern bell accent, batting eyes flirtaciously) ROTFL!
Thedge - November 30, 2014, 1:43 pm, #258465
Ok. But, can we keep Gary & Steve out of it? They make me a bit nervous. Huggs, cutey.
mizzdizz - November 30, 2014, 1:40 pm, #258463
Although I believe in equality for everybody, I am not of the 'feminist' persuasion. I appreciate a gentleman's ways. Yes, I am myself! I'm glad I made you laugh! That was my intention! Hugs!
Thedge - November 30, 2014, 1:16 pm, #258457
M'lady... (sorry, I know you don't like that term, but... like it or not, you are that in my eyes) you're off the hook. Made me grin, thanks.
mizzdizz - November 30, 2014, 1:10 pm, #258455
Only if you get to watch and/or participate! ROTFL!!
Thedge - November 30, 2014, 12:59 pm, #258453
Hmm... wondering... the right scream... might be good.
mizzdizz - November 30, 2014, 12:52 pm, #258451
If you open the door and nobody screams, you're good! LOL!
Thedge - November 29, 2014, 1:07 pm, #258418
Yeah, but am still in a quandary, which way?
mizzdizz - November 29, 2014, 12:47 pm, #258413
"I think what we have here, is a failure to communicate..." I love this stuff! Thanks edge! appreciate the laughs with my 1st cup of joe!


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